29 Punny Memes For When You're Preparing To Meet His Parents For the First Time

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melissa dilillo
Jan 22, 2025 4:00 PM EST

I've never not been stressed meeting the parents for the first time and I'm a fairly social butterfly who basically could talk to a wall. My nerves turn to word vomit which turn to embarrassment much too quickly and somehow I never recover. My new rule for meeting the parents is coming prepared with some jokes that'll break the ice but keep me from rambling.

Puns are still my favorite way to make people laugh. They are always unexpected and people are oddly fond of them. I think having a few good puns in your back pocket is an excellent way to break the ice, even with your boyfriend's mother who is judging you hard core before she even met you. 

Telling jokes also allows you to understand the character of the recipients. If your boyfriend's parents never crack a smile, do you really want to be inducted into that type of family one day? Total energy bust. I don't know about you, but laughter is a huge part of my daily routine. 

Check out our 29 hilarious puns that'll get you through anything, even the dreaded meet and greet with his parents.

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  • 01
    Dad Jokes ♥ @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a belt made of $100 bills? A waist of money.
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    I'm offended! It sounds like my kinda belt. 

  • 02
    carlojuniorr This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant... But I've never met herbivore! 23
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    I wouldn't start out with this joke the first time meeting his parents, but I'll keep it on the back burner.

  • 03
    I'm finding this funnier than it actually is Stone Stwo
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    I'm a sucker for a play on words. 

  • 04
    My wife called me immature so I banned her from my cardboard fort. "Winning". /COSE FEXT MAY Refrigerator rateur Pelgrat Fingerti
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  • 05
    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I once had a conversation with a dolphin. We just clicked.
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    I grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road... D WAL
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    Whatever you do, Don't yell into this... You'll strain your voice.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A guy sits down at a bar. "Is everything okay?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month." The bartender says, "Well, maybe that's a good thing... a little peace and quiet?" "Yeah but today is the last day."
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  • 09
    Local vet has got jokes Vet MY HORSES NAME IS MAYO MAYO NEIGHS
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    If only my vet was this cool. 

  • 10
    This car can fit a whole family without any problems. Damn, my wife and I have a lot of problems. @PunHubOnline
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it's going to be me. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes 90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.
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  • 14
    www Lance is an uncommon name nowadays...but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot
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    I am picturing Game of Thrones meets Lance Bass. 

  • 15
    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly. It's called the zip code.
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  • 16
    Struggling for a pun today, so you'll have to put up with this one liner...
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    Hope this post isn't a fence sieve to anyone AA
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  • 18
    Me: Suspect is dancing naked through the streets of downtown. Dispatch: Copy that. Me: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.
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  • 19
    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What did the atheist beaver say when he died and went to hol? "Well I'll be dammed."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing. ..
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  • 21
    The wife said "here's £20, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left” get yourself a beer. 18 Heineken PORT PENT
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  • 22
    I said to him, "when you visit my mum in hospital, you should take her flowers" You waited till she wasn't looking, then you took her flowers And I did exactly that IG: PUN BIBLE
    via @pun_bible
  • 23
    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Her: This isn't working between us. For starters, I'm sick of your stupid jokes. Me: I see. And for the main course?
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  • 24
    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. MAN, I sure am LUCKY! I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS! ...
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    Dad Jokes * @Dadsaysjokes My wife bet me $1000 I couldn't turn spaghetti into a car. You should have see her face when I drove pasta.
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  • 27
    Г @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 17:27 Come home quick, the dog had an accident! What kind of accident!? He forgot to put the car in Bark. Why are you like this!?
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  • 28
    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes To the person who stole my trainers and hi vis jacket... You can run but you can't hide.
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  • 29
    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop. I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper Scissors.
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